Pull on the Burton Men's Entourage Jacket, and watch as riders fall in line behind you. They can't help but notice how warm, dry, and stylin' you look. Burton's DryRide Durashell laminated fabric combined with low-bulk insulation fends off the elements. A satin lining and articulated sleeves ensure your moves will be smooth. Zip this jacket to your Burton pants, and your followers might gasp, catch their edges, and fall over in utter amazement. Price: $99.99 (59% Off!)

The Elm Hobo Beanie keeps you warm when you decide it's a good idea to move out of mom's basement and take to the streets. Acrylic fabric dials in the comfort while you tell your tale around the oil drum fire, and the random buttons give you tramp-style while you ride the rails. Price: $5.99 (66% Off!)

Explore the side streets of a new city from the deck of a skateboard. The Analog Artifice Sweater offers a little warmth while you skate corporate features at night, and the chest graphic lets security guards know you mean business. Price: $14.99 (72% Off!)

The L1 Generals Pant keeps you dry from mid-winter blower to springtime slop. Fully taped 10K waterproof/breathable fabric seals out the elements, and the gapless zipper interface works with L1 jackets to keep snow out of your crack. Thigh and hip vents dump heat when the weather gets warm, and the leather scuff cuff lets you bang out a healthy sag without shredding your pants in the parking lot.Price: $56.99 (81% Off!)

Ever noticed how it's usually the least flashy dudes who shred with the signature style? (This also applies to rock music.) The Westbeach Men's So Grand Snowboard Pants stick to weather protection and comfort, doing their job without detracting from the real show. A straight yet relaxed fit gives you tons of room to tweak out those tricks but won't drown you in superfluous folds of fabric.Price: $69.99 (66% Off!)

Don't disgrace your face with a pair of inferior shades. The Anarchy Chord Polarized Sunglasses are worthy of adorning your godlike visage.Price: $15.99 (78% Off!)

Help your tuxedo wearing friends fulfill their plans of world domination and wear the Bond Men's Penguin T-Shirt until it melts to your skin. Eventually everyone will want to have penguins as pets, we'll have to engineer all climates to their liking, and all will be lost. Price: $1.00 (94% Off!)

What do you get when you take an all-mountain deck, stretch the nose for plenty of float when it gets deep, and give it a sintered Speed Formula base for ridiculous speed? You get the Nitro Misfit Snowboard. Price: $50.00 (89% Off!)

Leather is the universal sign of badassness. So feed your wild side and rock the Nomis Men's Leather Gloves. A fully waterproof breathable insert keeps your hands dry while you're throwing snow balls at ski patrol. The silicon grip palm makes for the grabbiest grabs, and a moisture wicking lining keeps sweaty palms from making awkward hand shaking situations. It's too bad you can't ride your cycle to the hill.Price: $37.99 (61% Off!)

When you're wearing the 686 Legacy Pipe Glove you can't be caught playing follow-the-leader with the ski school or verbally harassing the lifties. Stop wasting your time and head to the park--that's where big boys like you belong. And because you're a big boy 686 made this glove with a waterproof and breathable INFINIDRY-8 liner, a synthetic suede palm, adjustable cuff tab, and a pre-curved grip.Price: $15.99 (59% Off!)

Identity theft protection has never been so comfortable while being so completely ineffective. Every time you use your credit card, be sure to wear at least one of the three Dragon Identity Beanies. You can wear two for added protection, or three for high-risk situations, like buying porn or drugs. To be honest, the Dragon Identity 3-Pack won't protect you from identity thieves at all, but then again, where can you buy drugs with a credit card?Price: $15.99 (73% Off!)

Ugh, a snowball hits you square in the back of your neck. You instantly pull on your Nomis Women's Glove, grab some snow, compact it into a lethal ball, and lob it at your boyfriend who is bent over laughing.Price: $24.99 (61% Off!)

WARNING: the Volcom Men's Geo Mod Board Shorts will burn your eyes. "Subtle" and "low-key" have nothing to do with these quick-drying board shorts. But we think you can pull it off. Volcom's Modulator zip fly fits smooth, and doesn't bunch up like hook-and-loop closures, and a wax comb/fin key gets your board dialed. With a 17-inch length, these board shorts will probably fit right above your knee, unless your seriously height-challenged.Price: $1.00 (98% Off!)

When the temps go down, slip the Drop Women's Downtown Mitt on your paws. Kittens, cougars, and silver foxes are in for dry and toasty warm man-grabbers, thanks to the power goose down fill throughout the back of the hand and Aquabloc waterproofing. Don't fear an inability to feel, grip, and grab, Drop made this mitten with a flexible leather palm. Just remember to keep those claws retracted until you get back to the den and prep for the evening hunt.Price: $19.99 (69% Off!)

After riding all day in your Burton Men's Tech Flannel Long-Sleeve Shirt, wear it to the grunge theme party. This flannel shirt wicks your sweat for on-hill comfort and has an antimicrobial finish so you don't smell like you rode hard all day. - Fall 2008.Price: $1.00 (98% Off!)

Just when you thought every rad pattern had been printed on a snowboard jacket, along comes the Westbeach Men's Legion. And luckily for you, this water-resistant military-styled jacket has a removable powder skirt, so you can wear the radness around town, too.Price: $67.99 (65% Off!)

We suggest you don't allow the slick looks of the Raiden Bolt Binding to distract you midway through a corked frontside 5. However, if you do find yourself momentarily sidetracked by your 'new binding stoke,' the EVA padding underfoot will add some cushion to the landing if you can pull it together and finish the rotation. If not, the Bolt won't save your ass, but the reliable aluminum buckles offer quick-release so you can move off to the side and recover.Price: $31.99 (75% Off!)

The skate-inspired Nitro Slant Snowboard Boots offer the mobility you need to get tech-nasty on any rail, box, or wallride. A soft flex ensures plenty of pressability, and the low-profile CS sole brings you closer to your board for maximum control. The vulc-sole look means you can rock the same slimmed-down style you crave both on and off the hill.Price: $42.99 (76% Off!)

On the streets or in the park, the true twin Salomon Scout Snowboard delivers the extra oomph you need to get noticed. This freestyle ride is fast, poppy, and lightweight, so your airs, ollies, and spins look effortless.Price: $49.99 (86% Off!)

The Burton Men's Cargo Pants won't leave you soaked and chilled after a day of riding. These snowboard pants feature Burton's DryRide Durashell coating to stop moisture in its tracks. Attach these pants to your jacket to create a full-body fortress of weather protection. Mesh-lined vents let in a cooling breeze when you work up a sweat. Price: $79.99 (59% Off!)

The Ride Contraband Snowboard Biding makes standard bindings feel insignificant. The Contraband design eliminates the standard toe strap to deliver lightweight performance and strength the likes of which you've probably never experienced. Ride's V-Strap connects to the ContraBand Chassis System as well as the Balance Ankle Strap to deliver excellent grip and board feel.Price: $95.99 (56% Off!)