I was checking my profile on Stache Passions recently when I realized my wife would be pretty upset if she knew I was looking for women who appreciate mustaches. I also realized, though, that there's a personals community for just about everybody: vampires, reckless optimists, people in jail, people with too much money, and even people too busy driving to actually go on a date.

So why not Woot?

That's why I'm proposing Personals.Woot.com, your online dating site for people who appreciate a good daily deal seeking the same. Members would create a profile with no picture. Instead, you'd choose the Screaming Monkey whose cape color best matches your personality. After filling out some basic information (age, sex, location, number of woots) you'd be free to write a bit about yourself. For instance:

"Hi there. I'm a first sucker to woot for a smile. I spend a lot of my time on various forums complaining about the crippling inadequacies of the people who run them. I like long stretches of time in front of my computer, and fiddling with small electronic gadgets. I also compile and rate any and all information I stumble across on the internet. Say hi already!"

People could meet over their mutual affinity for refurbished Acer products. They'd laugh as they both bought each other the same Roomba during a WootOff. They'd grow old together, and maybe even someday be blessed with a bouncing baby of the cosmos.

So, before I take this idea to the powers that be, I need some support. Would you ever date one of the weirdos on here?