The Nomis Men's A-Team Corduroy Jacket knows that nothing says classy and rich like the cords. Zip into this after-hours jackets when it's time to move on from the mountain to the cougar hunt. Older ladies can't resist corduroy. If that doesn't work, just tell them you know Mr. T.Price: $59.98 (60% Off!)

For all-season quiver-of-one jacket versatility, a shell is the way to go. The CAPP3L Cambridge Jacket is waterproof, breathable, and has a loose fit for several layers underneath when the mercury drops. For warmer temps, the Cambridge offers a dual venting system to cool you off while you hike the pipe.Price: $79.99 (74% Off!)

Two days is not enough for a weekend. The Nomis Women's Icon Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt totally agrees. Really, it should be at least three days. The Icon is with you, all the way. This soft hoody listens quietly, patiently, and sympathetically as you curse your hangover while dragging yourself to class.Price: $34.99 (61% Off!)

If you're gonna wine and dine in Monte Carlo, you have to look the part. The Rip Curl Monaco Watch gets you on the right track. With its large, supple leather band and sliding Austrian crystals, this timepiece smacks of aristocracy. The Monaco uses jewel movement to keep impeccable time. The screw-down case back and multi-sealed crown prove that this Rip Curl watch has bomber construction to back up its socialite style.Price: $42.99 (64% Off!)

Head out tonight with the Analog Lock Up Hat and your boys, and kill it with the ladies. Rick's the ultimate charmer, so you know you're in for a good night. Just need to watch out for those married chicks and crazy husbands. You don't want to end up busting your boy out of the slammer again.Price: $6.99 (71% Off!)

The Osiris Isaiah Full-Zip Hoody might sound like it was named by an Egyptian, but it won't complain when you spend the entire day downloading hieroglyphic porn on your smartphone. Pull up the hood to hide your embarrassment when a random cutie at the bus stop asks to make a quick call and discovers your secret addiction.Price: $19.99 (60% Off!)

The Rip Curl Women's Vegas Watch keeps time in for two different zones simultaneously-if you mess with it long enough you could probably use it to travel through time to take back that last bet. Rip Curl made the Vegas Watch with fitting Vegs custom caseback and individual links, which give you that 'I belong on this table' look.
The Vegas Watch's 100 meter waterproof rating takes you through an assault on the fountains at the Bellagio without a problem. Price: $89.99 (67% Off!)

Throw the Analog Felon Beanie on your mug before you head out to deface a government building, steal a few cars, or throw flaming bags of poo at heads of state. Price: $5.99 (66% Off!)

Button up the Neff Champ Jacket and spend the day feigning gaper-hood of the highest degree. Fall down on chairlift ramps, sideslip your way down narrow, powdery chutes, and make sudden cuts across entire trails for unexplained reasons. This throwback-style jacket will inspire widespread double-takes when you break character for a few seconds and lay down a nasty nosepress on the kinked rail.Price: $29.99 (60% Off!)

Forget the peace pipe; you'll smoke the halfpipe when you wear in the Analog Chief T-Shirt. Your small clan will follow you from the skatepark to the plaza, where you find out it is closed so the white collars can expand their office building to the bay. Price: $9.99 (70% Off!)

The Neff Indian Winter Beanie - not nearly as culturally insensitive as it sounds. Price: $9.50 (61% Off!)

When some little kid gives you lip at the skatepark, scare him off with the Toy Machine Men's Monster Scrawl T-Shirt. The cartoony monster print will only scare him a little, but your gap-toothed grimace oughtta finish the job.Price: $6.25 (72% Off!)

Add to your already stellar wardrobe with a pair of jean shorts (which you haven't had since seventh grade). The Nomis Women's Fibi Denim Shorts should do the trick. Between a modest length, a low rise, and cute pocket details, you can't go wrong with these Nomis denim shorts.Price: $9.99 (87% Off!)

Don't take chances with your investment-pull the bindings off and stash your snowboard in the Bakoda Padded Travel Bag. As if this minimalist bag was bred to be the most versatile option for the price, the expandable feature allows it to morph from a mere 160cm to 180cm capacity with the pull of a zipper. Throw the monster pow stick in there if the reports are calling for epic dumps all weekend. Note: if padding isn't enough to ease your mind enlist the power of in-flight alcohol.

Zip up the DC Breakout Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt and make a low-profile escape after you leave a corn-and-hot-wings-fueled floater in the women's restroom. The cotton/poly blend fabric keeps you comfortable enough to ignore the slight tingling you feel in the back of your brain.Price: $27.99 (61% Off!)

Slink around in the stripy Nomis Women's Stacey Hooded Cardigan Sweater. Big buttons, a deep V neck, and dripping urban style make it your cardigan of choice for a night on the summer outdoor concert circuit.Price: $31.99 (62% Off!)

Ronnie was finally up for his first psychiatric evaluation. He threw on his Girl Men's Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt and waited for the nurses to come and get him. Everything was going smoothly until his foot fell asleep during the test. When the pins and needles got him, the sound that he made was something like a Cape Buffalo (Syncerus Caffer) during climax. Price: $22.99 (61% Off!)

The Analog Rider Hat's pinstripe pattern helps maintain your dignity when you get tossed into a dumpster behind the bar. It may be able possible to bounce an bottle off that cougar's various silicon-enhanced body parts, but that doesn't mean you should try it.Price: $6.32 (73% Off!)

The Dekline Bodega Mid Skate Shoe hooks up a classic sneaker silhouette with poppy, modern colors for throwback style that's still fresh. A mid-top design and sticky rubber outsole offer plenty of support and grip for skating, and the contrast side hits keep you looking dope when it's time to crash the rager down the street. Price: $22.99 (70% Off!)

Ronnie punched the clock and headed for the door. When he got home, he threw on his Analog Men's Lookout Short-Sleeve T-Shirt. He got some bad news in the bathroom - no hair-goo. 'No sweat,' he said and headed for the garage. He had just changed his oil and he hadn't thrown out the used stuff, yet. He thought of calling Darlene, but it was Friday and he knew he'd see her at the roller rink.Price: $7.99 (69% Off!)

The Nomis Simon Half-Zip Hoody: designed by Simon Chamberlain, for people with claustrophobia and/or intricate hairstyles. Because there's nothing worse than going into a full-blown panic when both of your arms are in there and you can't get your head through and the walls are closing in and you just combed your afro out to perfection.Price: $33.99 (59% Off!)

Leave the suit and tie to the desk jockies, throw on the Nomis Men's Logo Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt and continue living the dream. The Nomis logo impresses those who know and confuses the hell out of those sweater-vesters who don't. This hoody's fleece lining provides an extra bit of warmth during chilly skatepark sessions. Price: $29.98 (60% Off!)

When you're out on the town, be sure to wear the stylie Hurley Women's Southpaw YC Bomber Jacket. The removable faux-fur trim at hood adds a cozy, soft look to this insulated bomber-style jacket. You won't want to take this feminine-cut and quilted jersey-lined jacket off when you head inside.Price: $25.99 (64% Off!)

Throw on the Analog Raider Beanie before you sneak into your buddy's house to drain his stash of brews, nugs, and pork rinds. Price: $5.50 (74% Off!)

In our country, ve have a saying: "If Rusky no drink da vodka, no is Rusky." The Anon Comrade Sunglasses prove to all your x-KGB cohorts that you're all Rusky, all the time. With stronger-and-lighter-than-glass Optyx lenses and surgical steel inlays, these Anons give you extra wide visibility and superb clarity while resisting the abuse only Russian spies could inflict.Price: $29.99 (72% Off!)

Powered by a rechargeable battery, the Nomis Tate Heated Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt's built-in heating element cranks up the warmth to keep you comfortable in frigid temps. Eight hours of battery life makes bone-chilling days on the hill more comfortable, and the cotton/poly blend fabric and logo graphics let you wear the Tate around town without feeling like you're wearing a space suit.Price: $99.98 (60% Off!)