Add to your already stellar wardrobe with a pair of jean shorts (which you haven't had since seventh grade). The Nomis Women's Fibi Denim Shorts should do the trick. Between a modest length, a low rise, and cute pocket details, you can't go wrong with these Nomis denim shorts.Price: $9.99 (87% Off!)

Don't take chances with your investment-pull the bindings off and stash your snowboard in the Bakoda Padded Travel Bag. As if this minimalist bag was bred to be the most versatile option for the price, the expandable feature allows it to morph from a mere 160cm to 180cm capacity with the pull of a zipper. Throw the monster pow stick in there if the reports are calling for epic dumps all weekend. Note: if padding isn't enough to ease your mind enlist the power of in-flight alcohol.

The North Face Doubletrack 21 Travel Pack doubles down as an airport savvy carry-on and a trail-ready daypack. Travel light and fast with this two-face traveler on trips that take you to exotic, overseas wilderness locations or urban exploration missions. Price: $169.99 (51% Off!)

Zip up the DC Breakout Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt and make a low-profile escape after you leave a corn-and-hot-wings-fueled floater in the women's restroom. The cotton/poly blend fabric keeps you comfortable enough to ignore the slight tingling you feel in the back of your brain.Price: $27.99 (61% Off!)

Slink around in the stripy Nomis Women's Stacey Hooded Cardigan Sweater. Big buttons, a deep V neck, and dripping urban style make it your cardigan of choice for a night on the summer outdoor concert circuit.Price: $31.99 (62% Off!)

Ronnie was finally up for his first psychiatric evaluation. He threw on his Girl Men's Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt and waited for the nurses to come and get him. Everything was going smoothly until his foot fell asleep during the test. When the pins and needles got him, the sound that he made was something like a Cape Buffalo (Syncerus Caffer) during climax. Price: $22.99 (61% Off!)

The Analog Rider Hat's pinstripe pattern helps maintain your dignity when you get tossed into a dumpster behind the bar. It may be able possible to bounce an bottle off that cougar's various silicon-enhanced body parts, but that doesn't mean you should try it.Price: $6.32 (73% Off!)

Slip into the SmartWool Women's Catamount Polo and head out for anything from a night out on the town to a quiet hike in the foothills. SmartWool's non-itch merino wool hugs you in uparalleled comfort while the contrasted collar ups the class a bit. The Catamount Polo's flat-locked seams put an end to chafing while you hike or just hang around home. SmartWool made this stylish polo with a V-neck and a SmartWool logo on the bottom left hem.Price: $34.99 (56% Off!)

The Dekline Bodega Mid Skate Shoe hooks up a classic sneaker silhouette with poppy, modern colors for throwback style that's still fresh. A mid-top design and sticky rubber outsole offer plenty of support and grip for skating, and the contrast side hits keep you looking dope when it's time to crash the rager down the street. Price: $22.99 (70% Off!)

Ronnie punched the clock and headed for the door. When he got home, he threw on his Analog Men's Lookout Short-Sleeve T-Shirt. He got some bad news in the bathroom - no hair-goo. 'No sweat,' he said and headed for the garage. He had just changed his oil and he hadn't thrown out the used stuff, yet. He thought of calling Darlene, but it was Friday and he knew he'd see her at the roller rink.Price: $7.99 (69% Off!)

The Nomis Simon Half-Zip Hoody: designed by Simon Chamberlain, for people with claustrophobia and/or intricate hairstyles. Because there's nothing worse than going into a full-blown panic when both of your arms are in there and you can't get your head through and the walls are closing in and you just combed your afro out to perfection.Price: $33.99 (59% Off!)

Leave the suit and tie to the desk jockies, throw on the Nomis Men's Logo Full-Zip Hooded Sweatshirt and continue living the dream. The Nomis logo impresses those who know and confuses the hell out of those sweater-vesters who don't. This hoody's fleece lining provides an extra bit of warmth during chilly skatepark sessions. Price: $29.98 (60% Off!)

Prepare for the spring thaw with the cool and naturally odor-resistant SmartWool Women's Rib T-Shirt. Wear it as an undershirt on a hike or as a top when the mercury rises enough to sprout buds all across town. The Rib also works great as a gym shirt that won't stink up your cubicle after a lunch run. Price: $24.99 (54% Off!)

Engineered for travel, the Ex Officio Take Over Skirt is seam-finished inside and out for comfort and durability. No matter what you put it through, the peach-finished fabric repels stains and water and resists wrinkles, so you always look your best. The comfortable, ribbed DriRelease won't cramp your style, and the indestructible button system won't let you down. Cinches at the side seams get the skirt up out of your way when you really need to go for it.

When you're out on the town, be sure to wear the stylie Hurley Women's Southpaw YC Bomber Jacket. The removable faux-fur trim at hood adds a cozy, soft look to this insulated bomber-style jacket. You won't want to take this feminine-cut and quilted jersey-lined jacket off when you head inside.Price: $25.99 (64% Off!)

The North Face Rolling Thunder Duffel Bag combines a go-cart frame and aluminum chassis to support heavy loads with reinforced inline skate wheels that roll smoothly and consistently. Wing handles on the Rolling Thunder make for easy towing and lashing to roof racks. Compression straps help control the load. An organizer pocket on top keeps small items handy.Price: $109.99 (49% Off!)

The Lange Men's Banshee Ski Boot pioneers the use of a Vibram sole on an alpine boot. The specialized rubber sole provides grip and stability while hiking and shock absorption while skiing. This freeride specific boot features a forgiving fore-aft flex but retains lateral and torsional stiffness to help you control your powder fatties. A gel tongue absorbs impacts and prevents shin bang, while a 98mm last provides a snug fit that won't cut off foot circulation.

Set up the Alps Mountaineering Chip Table and play a game of hearts or enjoy a relaxing lunch at your campsite. The Chip Table's side pocket organizer keeps silverware and napkins handy, and the four built-in beverage holders prevent drink spills. Alps Mountaineering's Chip Table assembles easily and comes with its own carry case. Price: $13.99 (53% Off!)